So in my American English usage class, we had to do a project of our choice, and one of the options was to create your own usage dictionary. I figured, hey, that sounds easy, and go figure... I'm a somewhat typical college kid that's willing to jump at the chance for an optimal grade at minimum effort. Well, just my luck, and this dictionary took much more effort than I anticipated. I decided to create a family usage dictionary for all those who have ever dared to wander into a Smithson's life. Who'da thunk that we would ever at some point have our own dictionary, filled with all of our made up words and phrases. I know that there are plenty more, but hey! it was about 1:30 am when I finished, and I was beat. Anyway, here's the text for the first crash course in Smithsonology, Smithson 101: The Language.
(I uploaded the files as jpg's, and with blogger's new layout, it seems impossible to resize pictures to your liking, so I know it's kinda hard to read, but if you so desire to read the entries, just click on the pic.)